Rant and Rave?

My head feels as if it is going to explode. The kids are at each others throats. It is raining outside. (Which really is a gift from God because we need the rain so badly.) It is 12:27 and I have accomplished nothing of consequence today, except making my bed and cleaning the breakfast dishes away.

I want to speak words of life to my children and spank them at the same time. Is this possible?